Overheard in Class

“So what’s in dog food?”
[whispered] “Sawdust and cardboard.”
[whispered] “…you’re not wrong…”

“…and what do we feed cats?”
[whispered] “Mice.”
“…big cats, what do we feed them…?”
[whispered] “Big mice!”

“Like I was tellin’ y’all, it was back in the day when me and grandpa used to hunt dinosaurs….”

“I was tryin’ to give you guys some freedom and responsibility!”
“I just like…structure and order.”
“Boy are you in the wrong guy’s class.”

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Author: leighbrackettsland

Student. Reader. Watcher. Dabbler.

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